10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi