10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.