10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Fold and live to fold again
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson