10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is for loners.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.