10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury