10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it