10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."