10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.