10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Welcome to kicker school
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.