10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!