10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi