10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is for fat, American losers.