10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Why not, when some because there are three.