10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --