10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "No river, no fish."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.