10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.