10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword