10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Welcome to kicker school
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.