10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!