10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."