10 Random Poker Quotes
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- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed