10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.