10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• in the poker game of life women are the rake