10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss