10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• It's Free To Fold...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth