10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer