10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..