10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"