10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword