10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."