10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it