10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.