10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.