10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen