10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.