10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.