10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"