10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• in the poker game of life women are the rake