10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"