10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it