10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is for fat, American losers.