10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The all-in play works everytime but once.