10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris