10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.