10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak