10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave