10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.