10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- It's Free To Fold...
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson