10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson