10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.